i don’t know if you guys remember the commercials for “Muzzy“, the cartoon for children (only $10.95) which teaches them virtually any foreign language you want them to learn. as we all know, the American educational system sucks at teaching foreign language, thus Muzzy is basically the kid version of Rosetta Stone (that fucking shit that has a kiosk in every fucking mall in America), which obviously doesn’t work as well since i haven’t seen a Muzzy commercial since the mid-90’s.
But recently i was watching some Muzzy on YouTube, you know for shits and giggles, and i found that Muzzy, that furry green monster you see above, is in fact an alien from outer space who eats time. this video shows, within the first 2 minutes, Muzzy flying in an extra-terrestrial space craft snacking on a bag of little clocks. (also you might learn a little German, although i did not whatsoever):
so, what is Muzzy really trying to say? is it just a child-friendly way to teach foreign language skills? what is the significance of an illegal green hairy alien eating time and influencing the minds of children? i don’t know… i’ll let you decide. i’ll say this, however… i’m starting to support the Bush administration’s Mexican wall idea. that Muzzy fucker is scary.
